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Diesel 007
03-30-2009, 02:58 PM
You can't even high five your classmates.

http://wcbstv.com/local/school.bans.hugs.2.969949.html
tinkerinWstuff
03-30-2009, 04:08 PM
We would have had some serious fun with that policy when I was in school. I can't imagine kids are any different now.

Can you imagine how long the lunch line would be when everyone in the class insisted on a 3ft safety bubble so they didn't accidentally touch eachother? Walking in and out of classrooms and hallways?

We would bring that school to a complete standstill!
Patti
03-30-2009, 08:15 PM
Yeah, we would have had fun with that too.

We had a marquis in front of the school that announced upcoming events.

The marquis announced the upcoming "Master Debate Tournament this Saturday".

We changed the letters around to read:

"Masturbate Tournament this Saturday".

What made it so funny was the fact that the marquis was next to a major highway. The calls started coming in to the principal's office and the local news showed up to take pictures.
tinkerinWstuff
03-30-2009, 08:20 PM
We changed the letters around to read:

"Masturbate Tournament this Saturday".


Now that's priceless :rofl: !!

Especially being grown up now, you can look back and bet the teachers were in the teacher's lounge just dying with laughter themselves!
OMEGA2669
03-31-2009, 02:16 AM
WoW. I thought some of the rules they made when I was in middle school were silly, they banned contact football, and we all thought that was silly. This takes it a step farther though. Some people need to take a chill pill, for serious.
PointnClick
03-31-2009, 03:07 PM
Playing doctor without touching...?

I can stay home and do this on my mom's computer...
Nelson Muntz
03-31-2009, 05:02 PM
Next up....

....No looking at each other.