Miggy
03-13-2009, 09:24 PM
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%, or more..
Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. *This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here, and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. *I walked through our parking lot and found six “Obama” * bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. *I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
They voted for change; I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%, or more..
Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. *This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here, and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. *I walked through our parking lot and found six “Obama” * bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. *I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
They voted for change; I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.