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Bumper
12-10-2008, 05:20 AM
It's so easy a caveman could do it!
Nelson Muntz
12-10-2008, 07:42 AM
I'd apply, but I don't have a Gulfstream or offshore account to receive the cash in.

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CopperKnight
12-10-2008, 12:27 PM
Not bad. I think I can come up with a business real quick that will meet the criteria. Be right back...
Bumper
12-10-2008, 01:34 PM
I'd apply, but I don't have a Gulfstream or offshore account to receive the cash in.

Well, that's cause it's not meant for normal, everyday citizens.... :wink:
walvord
12-10-2008, 05:54 PM
I can't wait for the Messiah to send me my money. I have a structured settlement and I want my money now.
flagflyfish
02-02-2009, 07:24 PM
I'm gonna fill it out and mail it in!!!! You guys might laugh, but I may be laughing all the way to the bank.
Paco
02-03-2009, 10:20 AM
I've had a business since 2003, and hasn't made a cent since 2004. Never mind that I decided to go back in to a regular job and just keep the company around "in case", I could use some of that cash to stimulate my business.

Woohoo! Free money, oh wait. It isn't free, I just checked my FICA line on my check stub, crap!