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11-13-2008, 07:53 PM
A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed.
A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, “He went that way. "
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq . "
The nun said she understood completely.
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs."
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.... I don't want to go to Iraq either"
A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, “He went that way. "
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq . "
The nun said she understood completely.
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs."
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.... I don't want to go to Iraq either"