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gimpy
04-10-2010, 09:47 PM
The following appeared in my local newspaper this morning:


My dog sleeps about 18 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365.
Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep.
If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.
She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,....................

Holy crap, my dog is a Democrat!

Patti
04-11-2010, 10:00 AM
Yep.

Your dog is a demoncratic socialist deadbeat.

So are mine.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

UnklFungus
04-13-2010, 02:49 AM
Yeah, how did they talk us into this anyway?